Posts Tagged ‘pop music’

Easier and Prettier than Real Life

Sunday, August 29th, 2010

What do hopeful, excited teachers watch the week before classes begin?

Glee, of course.  It’s a dramedy about high school teachers who reach out with quirky compassion to students who are talented and respectful and, after some good-natured banter and an emotional outburst or two, expressive of their deep gratitude for their teachers’ dedication and love.

Put another way, it’s Educator Pornography: unrealistic, airbrushed scenarios that show all the glory and none of the struggle.  But it’s soooo seductive to watch — to see the students growing, maturing and learning with their teachers instead of constantly being pitted against them.  It’s fun to pretend, for 42 minutes at a time, that life is really that simple.  And there’s great music, too: Broadway, classic rock, and lots of guilty-pleasure pop.  Not to mention, it’s a nice foil for the last show we watched obsessively — LOST was frighteningly intense, where Glee is gloriously fluffy.

The new season starts in a couple of weeks, by which time we’ll have caught up — so if you have a television and live nearby, watch out.  We’ll definitely be inviting ourselves over!

Why Did I Get Married?

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

Reason Number 1,487: to expand my horizons.

For instance, we’re going to see these guys live tomorrow night:

And yes, we paid money for the tickets.  Actual American currency.

E-mail me if you want to know where to send the sympathy card.

UPDATE: For all my whining, I have to admit it was a fun concert, if a little short.  Beautiful weather at Pier Six and fun, funky, soulful jams.

We Are the Robots

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

That’s what they should have named this travesty of a cover (music begins about 1:05.)

Don’t feel bad if you can’t make it all the way to the end; I had to turn it off after the offensively didactic rap section (“someone to help you rebuild / after the rubble’s gone”.)

After you’re finished laughing, take a few minutes to watch the original, below:

We have American Idol to thank for this mess.  I’m proud to say I hardly recognized any of the faces in the new version, but I can name almost everyone in the original recording (here’s a cheat sheet,) which was made with about a hundred times more talent.

GRRRR!  Can we just pretend the remake never happened?!

Who Are You?

Monday, February 8th, 2010

You know I am not a football fan, but I did sit in front of the TV last night with a book and look up during commercials.  I also watched the halftime show, about which I mostly agree with Rod and others: clearly, The Who was not in its prime last night.  I was disappointed at their choice of a medley; for a band that excels at dynamic, nail-biting musical interludes, they could easily have rocked the house with one or two full tracks.  Their choice was predictable, too (we had guessed every one but the few bars of “See Me, Feel Me,”) which was a little disappointing.  The only song on our list that we didn’t hear, fittingly: “My Generation,” with its eerily applicable line, “I hope I die before I get old.”

I’m glad they didn’t, and I can forgive this display of mediocrity, but only because I know better.  Rob and I saw The Who live in 2002, a month after the original bassist died from a cocaine overdose.  (At 57.  These guys party hard.)  Daltrey’s voice was a little thinner than on their records, but the range was still there — he could perform most, if not all, of the vocal acrobatics for which he was known.  Townshend was as strong as ever, and both exuded an energy that sustained the crowd for a show that lasted more than two hours, with no breaks, and included every single hit we could remember.

The fun part: we brought my dad, who claims that at no time did “Who’s Next” ever cease to play on the record player in his college dormitory suite.  He knew all the songs by heart, of course, but was shocked that we did, too.  It was a little weird to be belting out power ballads (and occasionally smelling pot) with your dad, but my dad is comfortable with just about any crowd, so we all just enjoyed ourselves.  The memory of that concert is a lot bigger than the few pitiful minutes onscreen in Miami.

Unrelated rant about why else I hate football: at the end of the game, the Saints’ QB had his little baby on the field.  The child looked utterly bewildered and was wearing noise-canceling headphones, so undoubtedly missed this gem: one of the announcers said something like, “This is it.  This is THE most important and precious moment a father could possibly share with his son.”  Gales of laughter erupted from our living room at this, but I’m sure there were plenty of fans out there nodding in tearful agreement.  The same fans, I’m sure, who were touched by the earlier commercial in which the NFL thanked them for watching with open mouths and painted faces all season long.  People, please.  IT’S A GAME.

Shelter from the Storm, Part II

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

Thanks for the help, everyone!

No, really, I know it was not an easy task.  Here’s what I came up with:

1) The Rainbow Bridge. This might have backfired on me.  Several of the students claimed there was too a rainbow bridge and threatened tears when I looked as astonished as I really was.

2) Virginia’s letter to the Sun. Many of the students had heard the famous line, but didn’t know where it came from.

3) The Magic Cape from “Crash.” I couldn’t find it online, and the computer in my classroom won’t play DVDs, so I brought in my own laptop and a pair of headphones for two students to watch and take notes.  Ridiculous?  Yes.

4) Mama Never Told Me, a song in which the narrator’s mother hid his father’s alcoholism from him as a child.  I couldn’t find an actual track to listen to, so I had them just discuss the lyrics.

5) The Special Hug. This was the last one to be presented, and our discussion was cut off by the bell (that, to me, is far worse than “Sold Out” — a clock that makes you think you have two or three more minutes when you don’t.)